You are not invited to my party

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You are not invited to my party

This guy gets a note from his neighbor apologizing ahead of time for a party they are going to be throwing, and it all goes downhill from there.

“A few weeks ago, a guy moved into the apartment across from me. I know little about him apart from the fact that he owns cane furniture as I saw the delivery guys carry it up. I bumped into him on the stairs once and he said hello but I cannot be friends with someone that owns cane furniture so I pretended I had a turtle to feed or something.”

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